- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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