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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Where do babies come from? My garage

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