- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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