What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

poo is yummy

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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