how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

mc hammers income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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