- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What's big and fat? An obese man.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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