- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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