Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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no

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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mc hammers income.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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