Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Butt Sex.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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