Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

fart+fart=poop

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What's 4+7 47

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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