What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Women.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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