why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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