- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

The weels on the bus go...flat

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

knock knock go away

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Ebola

Alex Eggbert

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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