what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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