im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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