What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

I ponder

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Samantha

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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