A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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sarah taylor

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Matty B

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Stephen Walking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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