What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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I pooped my pants

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Poop

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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