Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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