A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Hi? No!!!!!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

whats brown? poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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