- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

what do u call a black man a black man

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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