What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Woman's rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Women Driving.

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Obama

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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