Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's wrong with woman Everything

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Hi? No!!!!!

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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