How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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