There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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save water shower with friends

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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