Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Butt Sex.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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whats brown? poop.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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