So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Dubstep < Music

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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