What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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The Game.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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fart+fart=poop

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Scientology.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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