- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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