- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

whats brown? poop.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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