why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Women's rights

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Penis penis poop butt

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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