What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Joay impistato is a fig

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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