If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Woman's rights

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Women Driving.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Obama

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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