This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

how do you confuse a blond?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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