- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

I lost my tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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