What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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