Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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