What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

I lost my tractor.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

no

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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