- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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