- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

That didn't hurt.

What's a small person? A midget

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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