Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hi my name is Jim

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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