What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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knock knock come in

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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I saw a shovel once.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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