- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a black priest? Father

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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