What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Write Your Own ___________________________________________ It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ____________________________________________ I have read and agree to the Terms of Service- VIEW TERMS OF SERVICE

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Unnnnnnnn

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops