roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Ebola

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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I like hats XD!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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