What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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