A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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