Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Weiner

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Women.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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