What is 2+2? 4!

Men, get on the boat.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Hi? No!!!!!

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Laugh.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...