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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

a ginger has a soul

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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