guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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No. Yes.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Anti Joke

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