- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Knock knock. Come in.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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